Hey besties! Another beautiful day at Cooking Rage, where we have kept another human alive for 24 hours a day for the past 6 months and one point two weeks without a fucking break! Phew! We’ve been eating oats like a horse cuz these milk making hormones aren’t gonna fluctuate themselves like the crazy making hormones do! This has lead to a lot of amazing recipes we’ve discovered at ungodly hours of the morning while googling “the fuck is galatogogues is it hobbits” that include superfoods like yogurt or whatever.
Which leads us to today’s recipe! We made this after googling “why not sleeping almost seven month or is it still six month if seven month in three days helps me” and then getting mad at our spouse for not googling it HIMSELF. This cake has everything you need to feel dead inside: yogurt, jam, flour, eggs, four conflicting feeding schedules for solids from nine different websites, two milk hoses attached to its body, interrupted sleep, the inability to leave the house without a child attached to its body, solutions for sleep regression or maybe it’s developmentally appropriate or wait wait wait is she OK?!?, and its period! We made it while also simmering carrots for a child who does not like carrots. And maybe we didn’t make it in the right pan but hey, turns out that cake is cake is cake and the unpaid labor of being a stay at home parent is as tedious and exhausting and lonely in 2024 as it was in 1954 and wow, we sure are glad that our spouses who work outside of the home also won’t google what the mental load is because it might hurt their feelings to learn what is a patriarchy! But that’s cool! I’ll just stay home and eat this ENTIRE CAKE!
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