Delicious Things to Eat While Calling Your Representatives & Senators to Protest Steve Fucking Bannon

Gotta start somewhere.

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This old pancake tastes delicious while you’re waiting to leave a message for Speaker Paul Ryan at (202) 225-3031 and demanding that he keep Steve Bannon out of office.

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Old apples are great for munching while you call your Senators and Representatives to ask them to #StopBannon. Find your Senators here and your State Representatives here. You will probably speak to a human, and they are all very nice.

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Eating some old tuna is fun while being rejected from Majority Leader McConnell’s voice mail at (202) 224-2541 cuz he knows you’re calling to put pressure on him to demand that Bannon is stopped. I recommend eating with your fingers to distract yourself from how disgusting Mitch McConnell is.

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Call the following public servants to thank them for their work and ask that they do everything they possibly can to keep Bannon the hell away from the White House. Then reward yourself for being an active citizen by deep-frying something delicious in oil and eating the whole fucking thing.

Sen. Chuck Schumer: 202-224-6542
Sen. Elizabeth Warren: 202-224-4543
Sen. Bernie Sanders: 202-224-5141
Rep. Nancy Pelosi: 202-225-4965
Rep. James Clyburn: 202-225-3315

With thanks to Lawrence J. Glickman.

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Try to practice some self care. Maybe stay away from Twitter for a while because humans are terrifying.

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