APPLESAUCE.

FIRST YOU LOOK AT THE APPLES

THEN YOU CUT THE APPLES AND PUT THEM IN A POT

THEN YOU PUT CINNAMON AND NUTMEG AND SOME LEMON JUICE ON THE APPLES

THEN YOU COOK THE FUCKING APPLES

AND WHEN THEY ARE SOFT YOU SMASH THEM LIKE THE PATRIARCHY

THEN YOU CAN EAT IT OR WHATEVER K AWESOME BYE NO ONE CARES.