Knife Fight Pancakes

Nothing says “I would like to knife fight you” like making pancakes only for yourself the morning after a night-fight with your person.  I don’t mean, like, a recipe for one, either.  No.  I mean you go ahead and make a big-ass batch of pancake batter and eat a big-ass plate of pancakes while making angry eyes at your (asshole) boo.  Cuz I mean really, you wanna be a dick?  That’s cool.  But make your own goddamn pancakes.

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this is mine, motherfucker.

Knife Fight Pancakes

3/4 c. white flour

3/4 c. whole wheat flour

1 3/4 tsp. baking powder

1 tsp. salt

3 TB sugar

2 eggs

1 c. buttermilk (or almond/soy/cow milk)

3 TB canola oil

1/2 tsp. vanilla

1. Sift together flour, baking powder, salt, and sugar in a bowl.  If you are too angry to sift, use a fork or whisk to whisk together.

2. In a separate bowl, whisk together eggs, milk, oil, and vanilla.  Add to dry mixture and stir. If you want to add approx 1/2 c. blueberries or strawberries or chocolate chips, do it.

3. Heat butter/margarine on a griddle till sizzling.  Spoon batter onto the griddle when it’s hot, and wait until small bubbles begin to form in the middle of the pancake, about 2 minutes.

4.  Using a spatula, flip the pancakes.  Cook till golden on the other side.

5. Serve with butter, syrup, bananas, strawberries, fudge sauce, whatever.  Just don’t share.

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