Fuck It Granola

This recipe is perfect to have around for those mornings when you want something for breakfast or whatever I don’t care.


Ingredients for Fuck It Granola

Dried coconut
Dried cherries or raisins
Orange Juice
Maple syrup
Olive oil


  1. Preheat oven to 325.
  2. Put oats, coconut and nuts in a bowl.
  3. How many oats, how much coconut, how many nuts? I don’t know I just put them in a bowl.
  4. Sprinkle some salt over it.
  5. Drizzle in some orange juice, maple syrup, a dash of vanilla and some olive oil and stir. Much much is a drizzle? You got this.
  6. My life is stupid.
  7. Bake at 325 until that shit looks crispy.
  8. Take out of the oven when you’re like “This looks done. Fuck it.”
  9. Add the dried fruit.
  10. I don’t have any milk.



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