Still with the Butternut Squash?! Pizza

I have so much of this fucking stuff I’m going to be orange by January, and if that means that I will look like anyone even vaguely connected to the American government at that point guys I don’t have any jokes. Please vote for Hillary Clinton.

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It’s orange so I stabbed it.

Ingredients for Still with the Butternut Squash?! Pizza

1 pizza dough
1 c. butternut squash, peeled and diced
1 large clove garlic, minced
2/3 c. crumbled feta
1/4 c. kalamata olives, roughly chopped
A few slices of red onion
Thyme
Red pepper flakes
Olive oil
Salt & pepper

Instructions

1. Pre-heat oven, or toaster oven, to 400 degrees.
2. Prep butternut squash, then place on roasting tray and add garlic, some thyme, salt and pepper, and a drizzle of olive oil. Toss to coat, and and roast, 15-20 minutes.

IMG_5835.jpg3. When squash is toasty, take out of oven. Turn up heat to 450 degrees.
4. Roll out pizza dough using a rolling pin, your hands, a wine bottle, the weight of the electorate, etc.
5. I used the same pan for the pizza as I did for the butternut squash because I am an American and I like to be smart.
6. Top pizza with cheese, butternut squash, olives, and red onion. Drizzle on some olive oil.
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7. Bake until the crust is browned and cheese has melted, about 15 minutes.

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If you’re upset about the state of democracy, I suggest you run on the toaster-pizza party platform in 2020. I will vote for you.

8. Before serving, add some red pepper flakes, a grind of pepper, and more thyme if you want.
9. This is a good pizza to eat while watching the election and planning a way to fix your party, Republicans.

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