You know those days when Texas goes vigilante on human rights and you’re stuck at home because climate change is generating hella hurricanes where you live and we’re all gonna die anyway but you have some old flour and a heart full of absolute blind fucking fury? Those are the kinda days to make these cookies. Yum! You might be too sick to your stomach to eat them, but that’s ok because you also probably don’t have healthcare if you live in America so god forbid you need a fucking dentist after stress eating all that sugar.
To make, just take a stick of butter out of the freezer and google a recipe for cookies cuz who fucking cares. And if you have to be in Texas for any reason just make sure you know how to do what you need to fucking do if you need to fucking do it, Jesus Christ it’s nobody’s fucking business but your own.