Sometimes when someone says they are allergic to something that means if they eat that something they will die of anaphylactic shock. Do not feed them that thing.
Sometimes when people say they are allergic to something that means they will have a stomach ache after eating your food and spend all night wondering “How did I ingest gluten? Did someone put flour in the pasta?”
And sometimes when people say they are allergic to something that means they aren’t going to eat anything from the carefully sourced macrobiotic dinner spread you made for them so let’s just meet at Chipotle so I don’t have to spend $35 on flax seeds and hemp butter at Whole Foods, Amanda.
cooking rage 