I’m Drunk Pasta with Sausage and shit

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1. Oh shit how did it become 945 at the nighttime?
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2. It’s cool I have a mini food processor and six things of old basil.
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3. And a tomato.

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4. This is a good idea.
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5. Saute that shit while pasta boils.
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7. Pesto is mostly cheese.
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8. Cooking good.
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9. No put blade in pasta!
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11. Take out blade! Smart cook!
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11. Still mostly cheese what the fuck why’d I use so much cheese?
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12. Compost is not food, drunk guest. Focus your stupid beautiful head.
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13. I did it.

Ingredients for It
Orecchiette pasta
Bell pepper
Onyan
Pesto stuff
Tomato
Kale
Olive oil
Salt/Pepper
Optional: 1 incredibly large chicken sausage

Instructions

  1. Cut up all the shit you’re using.
  2. Make a pot of water boil.
  3. Cook pasta the package tells you how.
  4. Saute onion and add sausage if you hate animals and your colon lol colon………….
  5. Add the other vegetables briefly and stir.
  6. Don’t burn your shit!
  7. Oh right make the pesto or whatever.
  8. Add pesto to cooked pasta and then put the shit you sauteed into the pasta and eat it I dunno bye.

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