OMG super cute life update! I have been fighting a $3000 bill from from a May 23, 2019 follow up visit to my oncologist for five months! Five! I love that number! It’s more than four and less than six! Math is in cooking! I love math!
NEwayz, $3000 for an office visit is actually kind of a cool deal cuz something about someone using the word “cutterage” to describe something something blood vagina ha ha ha isn’t that sooooo awesome that I have a cuttlefish in my body, and it costs $3000 for the hospital to process it into dinner or whatever?!?!?!?!?! FISH HAS IRON AND I LOST A LOT OF IT WHEN I ALMOST DIED FROM A POST SURGERY COMPLICATION AHHHHHHH I REALLY LOVE RACHAEL RAY 🙂 🙂 🙂
Oh and like, I am actually LITERALLY #blessed that I have the privilege and resource of time to spend two hours on the phone while also writing formal dispute letters in the middle of a Thursday, which are literally the only ways to deal with this nonsense, which is literally why so so so so so many American citizens get FUCKED into payment plans, because they literally don’t HAVE that time, because they have to work so HARD to make MONEY at MINIMUM WAGE JOB with no BENEFITS so they can afford to get SICK.
HA HA HA HA HA HEALTHCARE IS A BASIC HUMAN RIGHT.
FUCK THIS ADMINISTRATION AND SHAME ON EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTS IT.
Also fuck Christmas, just donate.